Austria's next conquest: What should our country strive for?

Austria's next conquest: What should our country strive for?

The recent statements by US President Donald Trump regarding his imperial claims on Greenland have caused a sensation worldwide. In view of the discussion about the huge island in the North Atlantic, you ask yourself in Austria which conquests should strive for the country so as not to go empty. The Krone reports that humorous suggestions are made to illuminate the "creative conquest strategies" of the Austrians. A possible goal would be Switzerland, the land of cheese and chocolate; Couldn't Austria claim the entire Alpine area for itself? Liechtenstein also offers itself as a charming option for a relaxed weekend trip.

But Austrian thinking is not limited to neighbors. Venice, with its Italian flair, could enrich the cultural offer. Who would not dream of the gondola -filled channels and historical sights? And Monaco-a retreat for the High Society and a famous scene of Formula 1 race-would be the epitome of luxury, as the crown continues. The imaginative ideas show the exuberant creativity and national connection of the Austrians.

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